Blog: Funny Experiences

By | February 22, 2016

I get asked all the time about my life and if I have any good stories to share, so I decided to write down a few while I’m in the mood to write.

We’ll start off with a couple of semi-famous people:

A few years ago, there was a girl that used to come see me about once every other month. She wasn’t interested in being on the site, because she was exploring a career in singing. She had some very specific kinks and she would come to me, before a gig near my city, a few hours before she had to perform. I would lock her in the pillory and give her a massive three quart enema and then plug her up and leave her in the pillory for at least an hour. Her kink was specifically about feeling a strong urge to relieve herself. Then I would put her in doubled up Bambinos with a pair of plastic pants over those and send her off to perform. She always wore an earth tone dress that quite easily hid the diaper.

For the longest time, I assumed she was full of it in regards to the concerts and such. So many people make up fantasies to act out. But then, one day, I was watching America’s Got Talent and there she is performing. She made it past the initial audition, but didn’t make it into the top 40. Apparently she really was performing on stage in a thick loaded diaper.

And no I won’t give more information than that. I value discretion.

Another semi-famous person had his own PBS show. When my site was very young, he used to message me asking if I would do photos of twink boys in diapers. When I told him I wasn’t interested, he offered to pay me to make it happen. When I accused him of lying about who he was, he sent me a photo holding up a card with my site name on it as proof. Told him I still wasn’t interested. It got to the point that I had to ignore him, because he constantly sent me emails with stories about teenage boys wetting their pants and being put in diapers.

How about some accidental public humiliation?

One time, while Lucy was visiting, we went to do some shopping so she could make Manicotti for dinner. She was wearing an original Bambino under a baggy pair of sweatpants. Those are the ones with the tape landing strip that says ‘baby’ all over it. While we were standing in the checkout line, a child with Down Syndrome tripped and tried to catch himself by grabbing her leg. All he got was a handful of sweatpants, which immediately pulled them down her to knees. She freaked out and tried to pull them back up, but the kid wouldn’t let go for several seconds. She turned beat red with everyone staring at her and hid her face as she walked out of the store to wait in the car. For the next week, she pretty much chanted “Please don’t let security footage go viral”.

Another time, this girl insisted that enemas had no real effect on her. She said she could hold an enema indefinitely, so forcing her to mess wasn’t possible. Rising to the challenge, I put some glycerin into the enema water and gave her two quarts. Then into a diaper and off to the grocery store.

On the way there, she was overcome by cramps and unfastened the seat belt to lift her ass off the seat and relieve herself. A cop happened to be driving by and noticed and we got pulled over because she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt. After asking for her ID, he discovered she had a warrant for failing to appear in court for a no insurance ticket. She almost hyperventilated at the thought of being arrested, because she was wearing a very messy wellness brief.

The cop asked her if she wanted to be searched by a female officer and she said no, not wanting more people to see her like that. It took the cop about ten seconds to realize she was wearing a diaper and it was full of shit. Turns out that was a good thing though, because he felt bad for her(most likely assuming a medical problem) and instead of taking her to jail, made her sign a paper promising to appear in court within 60 days.

She refused to leave the house diapered after that.

Everyone loves Build-A-Bear, right? Well, I took my ex-girlfriend there to get a bear once. If you’ve been there as an adult, they like to really get the ‘grown-ups’ to do the little dance as they stuff your bear. She was wearing a knee length pleated skirt with an ABU Cushie underneath and when the guy doing the stuffing went through the dance, he told her to jump up and down. She was so into the little ritual, she forgot about the diaper and started jumping up and down. That guy and his co-workers got quite the show. Luckily it was early on a school day, so there were no children present.

At the mall shopping with a friend. She is wearing a Snuggies diaper with a short skirt and leggings. She goes into a dressing room to try on an outfit, but got the back of her skirt stuck in the waistband of her leggings. We walked half the length of the mall before an older woman came up and told her.

How about the times I was recognized in public?

Was at a Taco Time(Awesome fast food restaurants in the PNW) and this girl behind the counter keeps looking at me. After I sit down to eat, she comes over and pretends to be cleaning tables. She stops at my table, leans down and asks “Are you DaddyJ?”. I just looked at her, smiled and nodded. She got adorably giddy and asked if she could be on the web site. She was cute, so I told her yes. We exchanged numbers and she shot with me a week later. Her name on the site is Sandy if you’re wondering.

This one requires conversation form to make sense I think. This girl comes up to me in the gym…

Her: Where do I know you from?
Me: Not sure. You don’t look familiar.
Her: Do you shop at such and such store? (Don’t remember the name)
Me: Nope.
Her: (Laughs) Fair enough. Do you belong to the gun club?
Me: Nope.
Her: Where do you work?
Me: I run web sites.
Her: Oh? What kind of sites?
Me: Um… Sites of an adult nature.

(She taps her finger on her chin as she thinks hard) Then, she turns beet red, covers her mouth with her hand and says “Oh my god”. Then just turns and walks away. I saw her several more times at the gym, but she always avoided me. Pretty sure she was nervous I would out her or something. I did catch her staring at me often though.

Many years ago, when I first started appearing in videos, I was recognized at a fish and chips restaurant called Skippers in Oregon. This creepy fucker walks right up to me and says “OMG you’re the guy from Diapered Online! I love your site. I’m wearing a diaper right now.” He said this loud enough for half the restaurant to hear him. I just acted like I had no idea what he was talking about and asked him to leave.

Those are the only really notable times I’ve been recognized, but I have gotten emails from people that said they saw me out and about. Some are legitimate and others are not. No matter how much you insist it was me, I was not in Dallas, TX yesterday.

Stories told to me by vanillas…

A few years ago, I was at a birthday party that my son was invited to. While the kids played, a bunch of parents were sitting around talking. The topic of bedwetting came up and one of them told a story about going to a block party at her old apartment complex. There was a teenaged boy that came out to ask his mother for something and he was wearing only an adult diaper and a t-shirt. When it was suggested to his mother that he should cover up, she told them that he liked it and wore diapers for fun, not for need.

A few days after Halloween a couple years ago, this guy in the sauna at the gym was talking about meeting this girl at a Halloween party. Proud to be dating a cute girl, he showed everyone a picture of her on his phone. She was cute, but the thing that really stood out to me was the girl standing next to her wearing a Bambino Teddy diaper, t-shirt, bib and pacifier.

There are more stories, but that’s all I can remember at the moment. I will try to add them as I remember them though.

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